Just pay the lady...

There is an army base in Kansas called Fort Riley. I noticed today that it has an airfield full of helicopters and airplanes, along with all sorts of other equipment, and a big field for training infantry, and an artillery range for for training artillery gunners. It looks to me like they could provide training for about every type of soldier we could ever need. Just down the road a bit is a big billboard advertising "Miss Kitty's Gentlemen's Club". I'm guessing that is where they train the Secret Service agents. Of course, like I say, that's just a guess.